queer-punk:

i get sexually frustrated just by looking at you

(via hey-youre-hot-lets-fuck)

hoserfucker:

DO U EVER JUST REMEMBER SOMEONE WHO PRETTY MUCH FUCKED UP YOUR LIFE AND THEN UR LIKE WOW I WAS SO FUCKING STUPID TO ALLOW THEM INTO MY LIFE FOR A STARTERS WHY DIDN’T I PUNCH THEM IN THE FACE WHILE I HAD THE CHANCE I’M GLAD THEY ARE GONE BY NOW

(via hey-youre-hot-lets-fuck)

(Source: zefron, via pizza)

viserystargarayen:

image

this is what i like to see

(via selfiecentered)

deluxetoaster:

can we start a club for teenagers who were constantly complimented on their intelligence when they were younger and are now having trouble coping with the realization that they’re actually of average intellect at best

(via allo-nsy)

westernkanye:

my voice is girly when I talk to strangers but when I’m with friends I turn into morgan freeman

(via allo-nsy)

acklesism:

no but seriously how cute is the word tummy 

you can talk so seriously about stomachs

but as soon as someone drops the tummy word

everyone is like (●´∀`●)

tummies 。◕‿◕。

(Source: acklesism-has-moved, via pizza)

gang0fwolves:

when a bunch of your favorite artists release new music at the same time

(via tyleroakley)

(Source: 1hey, via skate-high)

pixyled:

and-down-we-go:

My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”

but she hit send when all it said was

Hi Jeffrey,
      I am afraid

THIS POS T GETS ME EVEYRTIME

(via allo-nsy)